Let's be honest. I'm broke. 

I'm going to give you a bunch of really persuasive reasons on why you should give me some of your money. You don't have to give me a lot, maybe like 3 bucks or something. But anything helps, seriously.

 

I want to use the money to pay off my tuition, start turning my ideas into huge corporations, and then turn you into my little monkeys to do large amounts of tedious work for me. Just kidding. But no.

 

 

Money You Have

Money I Have

as you can see from these really fancy graphs

I pay a lot of tuition. 

$6,584

$14,423

$14,743

$15,023

Thats a lot of money.

I could use your help.

Like right now.

YEAR ONE

YEAR FOUR

YEAR THREE

YEAR TWO

I would use the money to pay off my large amounts of student debt I owe to the government and the CIA. These costs do not even cover the cost of transportation (around $300 a month) and food. I eat a lot of food. like a lot. so by you giving me money, you are helping a student eat. thank you for letting me eat. Seriously.

HERE ARE SOME MORE REASONS:

 

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Please don't facepalm me, it hurts. I want to let you know, that I will do my best to make sure I donate a portion of the money to any charities/causes in the future. The world needs a lot more help than I do.

9.  When this site blows up, it was cause of you

10. You only have so much money to save

11. MPS = Marginal Propensity to Save (refer to 10)

12. You will be on the SUPER COOL donor list

13. You can tell your friends how cool you are now

14. I'll think about you

15. Hopefully it makes your day a little better

16. ZOMBIES APOCALYPSE (like actually, what if)

 

 

1. Three dollars is SPARE CHANGE. 

2. You can probably find $3 in your couch

3. You can change a life

4. I put a lot of work on this site

5. Help me succeed

6. This site is kind of expensive to run

7. I will love you forever, probably

8. You will be cool like the sun

SIXTEEN OF THEM .

 

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